Monday, June 29, 2009

I got it. you got it. we got the magic thing

prinkinli hepiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tengkyu ya riz, nyet, haumm haumm

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Dapet dari sini. Hampir seluruhnya tepat, menakjubkan

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

dapet dari hafizh haidar absen 17 deng

Can you name 30 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 30 people. No cheating!

(Ini random ya)
  1. Manda
  2. Hanifi
  3. Fryda
  4. Kemal
  5. Fadel
  6. Abel
  7. Vita
  8. Rizka
  9. Noni
  10. Hafizh
  11. Armedi
  12. Niken
  13. Ina
  14. Rizki sensei
  15. Dhea
  16. Acit
  17. Acha
  18. Norma
  19. Firda
  20. Eja
  21. Hanif
  22. Dika
  23. Bayu
  24. Panji
  25. Ikhsan
  26. Rendra
  27. Pras
  28. Dimas (happy birthday dim)
  29. Aysha
  30. Adel
THE QUESTIONS: • How did you meet 10?

di kelas XA ku tercinta dong awawaw

• What would you do if you had never met 6?

tragedi Dewi ga ada

• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?

dhea dan eja? yaaa boleh boleh, congrats yoo

• If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?

AHHUAHAUHAU orang gue naro nomor 14 juga gara2 atasnya si itutuh

• Did you ever like 9?

oooh tentu saja, sedari dulu, sebagai teman tapi yaa

• Have you ever seen 4 cry?

nggak

• Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?

AHAHUAHUAHUA lucu2 sama2 tembem

• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?

maaf ya kalian berdua, tapi iya

• Describe 8:

aneh, matanya belo, suka kocak, cantik, baik hati, sahabat gue (aaaaw)

• Do you like 12?

yeayea kan sodara ya ga ken?

• Tell me something about 17:

baik, polos, pinter, terus tulisan dia di karton happy birthday gue simpel banget dan benar2 menggambarkan dirinya (FYI, tulisannya "Happy birthday aja deh maaf ya buru2")

• What's 7's favorite color?

merah

• What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?

aaaaaaw i love you too sister!

• When was the last time you talked to number 15?

kemaren

• How do you think 19 feels about you?

pencolong selai mawar yang lihai mungkin

• What languages does 13 speak?

indonesia, inggris, jepang, ya gak na hehe

• Who is 2 going out with?

gue. LOOOH YA NGGAK LAH. ama nomor satu kali gatau deh

• What grade is 16 in?

10

• What is 5's favorite music?

Utada, Ohayou (ost. hunter X hunter), lagu2 ost. game, lagu barat juga, lagu yang bisa nggambarin perasaan dia saat itu.

• Would you ever date 3?

nggak

• Is 11 single?

Medi lo ama dilute sugar solution jadian beneran tak?

• What is 10s last name?

Abarri

• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?

our relationship no IS serious AHAHAH

• Where does 18 live?

eeeeeeeeeeeeengggggg deket rumah pras pokoknya

• What do you think about 20?

aneh

• What is the best thing about 4?

jago gitarrrrrrrrrr

• Is 21 hard-working?

yep. sangat.

• What would you like to tell 14 right now?

sensei, sebenarnya ada yang jatuh hati pada anda, namanya... (isi dengan nama istri rizki sensei)

• How did you meet 9?

waktu esde. ikut lomba. ketemu. kalah. jadi sebel. eh malah temenan ampe sekarang.

• What is the best and worst thing about 2?

best: enak diajak ngobrol

worst: suka nyolot minta digiles bulldozer

• Are you going to know 3 forever?

AMIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

• How long have you known 26?

hampir setaun

• Who is 24?

Anak OSN yang hobinya ngomong "cie cie" terhadap hal apapun. Ulangi, apapun. Termasuk hal2 yang ga cocok di cie in.

• Are you or did you ever date 28?

Nope.

• Do you have a crush on 27?

Pras gue harus ngaku kalo gue..... gue.... menganggap lo sebagai teman

• Would you kiss 25?

astaghfirullah

• Have you hugged/kissed 22?

ASTAGHFIRULLAAAAAAH. eh dika kakak gue pernah deng.

• Is 29 your bff?

iya dooong... (pede) eh sha iya gak sha

• What do you hate about 23?

Bayu, lo terkadang (oke, sering) terlalu cantik...

• What's your relationship with 30?

sama2 OSP

Bon anniversaire (telaaat)

Iya tau telat. Sekalian deh. Happy birthday ya Dira

Monday, June 15, 2009

Iseng dan gak penting

Huaaah barusan gue baca postingannya ikhsan dan shock sendiri.

Ini udah semester 2, which means waktu yang menentukan buat penjurusan.

Dan gue malah ga belajar apa2 pas susulan sumatif, pinter banget deh.

Sekarang gue udah bodo amat dah jurusan apa, yang penting naik kelas dulu. Apapun jurusannya nanti semoga jadi yang terbaik buat gue amiiiiiiiin.

Duh ngapain ya, bosen, pusing, a lot of things going on my mind.... Rasanya pengan bakar sampah, dari pada gue bakar orang nambah dosa...

Ini aja deh:

1. YOUR REAL NAME :

Dwiantari Satyapertiwi

2. YOUR HUNGARIAN NAME : Dwiaztid

(the first 4 letters of your first name, and add -ztid)

3. YOUR FUNGI NAME : Satymycota

(the first 4 letters of your last name, and add -mycota)

4. YOUR JAPANESE NAME : Adwsuke

(A-, the first 2 letters of your first name, add -suke)

5.YOUR EVIL NAME : Blumonkeciffer

(your favorit color minus the last letter of it, your favorit mammal minus the last letter of it, add -ciffer)

6. YOUR FRENCH NAME : D'dwque -ini bacanya gimana-

(D', the first 2 letters of your first name, and add -que)

7. YOUR MYTHOLOGICAL NAME : Earthdwieus

(the first 4 letters of your favorit planet, the first 3 letters of your first name, and add -eus)

8. YOUR AFRICAN NAME : Dwmaka

(the first 2 letters of your first name, and ad -maka)

9. YOUR ANCIENT EGYPTIAN NAME : Wityriti -ini kok lucu-

(W-, your favorit vocal letter from your last name, 3rd&4th letters of your last name, add- riti)

10. YOUR GREEK NAME : Artiyakios

(Art-, your favorit vocal letter from your first name, your favorit consonant letter from your last name, your 2nd favorit vocal letter from your first name, and add -kios)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

OESEN

itu judulnya dibaca OSN, O ES EN, bukan USEN. terinspirasi dari Ikhsan.

yaya, intinya gue ikutan OSN, kimia, dan Alhamdulillah masih lolos sampe tingkat provinsi. Jadi ya, sebelum yang tingkat provinsi itu ada tingkat2annya dulu gitu deh, ada 2 tingkat, kotamadya, ama yang provinsi (yang sekarang seleksi dari provinsi buat nasional), bingung? yaudahlah gue juga bingung. Pengen review aaah.

Jadi ya, pembinaan yang tingkat pertama 1 di 34. Sekolahnya jauuuuuuuuuuuh banget buset deh. Sejam baru nyampe. Dan anak 8 hampir dapat dipastikan datang on time. Ya, on time, kami ga telat kok. Contohnya waktu tes, kami datang jam 8 tepat, sesuai dengan waktu dimulainya tes. Begitu selesai tanda tangan absen, kriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing (eh belnya 34 itu pake kring apa pake lagu ya? lupa) bel tanda dimulainya ujian berbunyi. Fantastis. Langsung deh sprint ke lantai 3, nyari ruangan, dan mengerjakan tes dengan (tidak) tenang.

Yah, overall, di 34 enak. Ya, selain masalah jauh dan se-dua-orang yang mabuk darat saat perjalanan pulang dan kantin yang kecil nan imut, sekolahnya teramat sangat keren. Oke mungkin gak kayak International school yang kayak tempat OSN komputer itu, tapi keren lah, masih hijau gitu gak kayak 8. Luaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas dan nyaman. Makanannya hokben, wawaw asik. Good lah pokoknya (Y). Cuma anak 8 di sini masih ngegerombol sendiri, ga ngebaur ama yang lain.

Lanjut ke tingkat berikutnya, pelatihan di 68. Anak 8 sengaja masuk ke kelas yang beda2, ceritanya biar bisa nyatuin catetan gitu, padahal ujung2nya gue ga nyatet juga. Pembagiannya: marsya bersama shidqi (anak rajin), gue bersama dika dan nopal (tukang main), insan bersama sultan (gajelas ngapain). Terus KETEMU MICHAEL PURBA TERUS NORAK. Wakakak, dika eksis gara2 spidol. Terus kenalan, ama anak 28, aysha, dimas, majid. Ama anak 3 juga adel. Terus ama ius, irene, nirwan, grace, ama feni. Yah lumayan lah gerombolan baru.

Sekolahnya gimana? Em, ya gitu deh. Enakan 8 deh. Sebenernya sih bagus, cuma menurut gue asikan 8 aja. Mesjidnya, kelasnya juga. Tapi yaa, 7.5/10 deh. Yang asik waktu di 68, pas pelatihan hari apa gitu, konsumsinya telat dateng. Terus kata gurunya "jangan pulang dulu, tunggu makanannya". Yasudah sebagai anak 8 yang sarap gatau malu dan menyukai makanan gratis, semuanya mau nunggu. Eh taunya si sultan pulang duluan, nopal sakit terus ikutan pulang juga. Yaudah nunggu deh berlima. Sampe jam 1. Setengah dua, dika bilang "eh jam 2 udah ya, pulang aja" yasudah gapapa deh. Jam 2, gue atau siapa gitu bilang "setengah 3 deh setengah 3" yasudah nunggu lagi. 68 udah sepi, majid dkk masih terlihat berkeliaran. Setengah 3. Belom dateng juga. "Ah udah sampe jam segini nanggung banget pulang sekarang". Dan, MAKANANNYA DATENG! HOOORAY! Bayangin, di sekolah cuma ada kira2 30 orang lah, dan makanannya dipesen untuk 125 orang. Man. Makan ampe muntah2 deh tuh. Langsung deh gila maruknya keluar semua. Satu orang bisa ngambil 3 boks (tapi gue makan 1 langsung kekenyangan). Terus anak 8 bawa yang 5 kotak masih dirafiain gitu buat dibawa pulang. Mantep.

Lanjut, setelah seleksi yang dari 125 jadi 100, semuanya ngira pelatihannya masih di 68. Yasudah di drop di 68 ama mobil sekolah. Sampe disana satpamnya bilang "Dek, ini ada apa?" "Emm,pelatihan OSN Kimia pak" "Waduh, kok kita gak tau ya dek?" waduh mampus dah tuh. Bad feeling. Dika langsung nyegat mobil sekolah terus bilang "Pak, tunggu dulu pak, kayaknya pelatihannya ga disini deh". Eh mobilny jalan terus, terus puterbalik. Yaudah tenang. Ditungguin lama banget satpamnya ga keluar2. Pas keluar, satpamnya bilang "pelatihannya gak disini dek, di 54!" Uh-oh. Nengok ke kanan, dan zap, mobil sekolah udah keluar. Kita ditinggal, sompret bener dah. Oke, tenang, tenang. Dika jalan ngibrit sambil nelpon Kak Radit (rimanya pas loh). Dari percakapan di telepon, akhirnya diputuskan kita naik angkot ke 54. Mamam deh tuh gue aja ga pernah denger itu sekolah dimana. Katanya di belakang RS Mitra. Katanya Dika tau. yaudah deh percaya aja gue.

Lanjut, rencana awal balik ke sekolah, abis itu naik mobil Dika ke 54. Tapi gajadi, yasudah langsung naik angkot ke 54. Mamam deh tuh gue lagi sakit juga kampret bener sih hueeeeh. Pagi2 jalan kaki 10ribu langkah. Nyebrang jembatan busway, naik 01, turun di depan gang gitu, terus jalan kaki deh ke 54nya. Sedep. Sampe 54 baju gue basah kuyup.

Yap, di 54 di bagi 3 ruangan berdasarkan peringkat. Marsya, Sultan, Shidqi di ruang 1. Dika sendiri di ruang 2. Gue ama insan nopal di rung 3 (sureeeeeeeeeeem). Ketemu lagi ama Dimas Majid Aysha (urutan ruang: 3 2 1), terus main uno bareng2 deh, kenalan lagi ama seto, fahmi, bayu, bernard, kongo, panji, anggi, fira, andrew (kalo ada yang belom di list laporan). Langsung deh tiap pagi maen kartu bareng2. Seru!

Wawaw, untung gue masuk ruang 3, kalo di ruang satu udah kayak apa deh stresnya.

List of the gerombolan-pemain-kartu at 54: Gue, Insan, Naufal, Sultan, Marsya*, Dika, Shidqi*, Ius*, Panji*, Nirwan, Andrew, Bayu, Dimas, Majid*, Aysha*, Bernard, Kongo, Irene, Anggi, Seto.

Note: nama yang diberi tanda bintang adalah orang2 rajin yang masih menyempatkan diri untuk bermain (kecuali marsya, dia NGGAK PERNAH main, nonton doang). Oh iya, rekor pemegang kartu terbanyak: bernard dan insan, dapet +20kartu, sama2 bisa ngabisin kartunya, plokplokplok. -> paragraf terakhir gapenting, emang.

Yap, begitulah memang, gue bolos2 ujung2nya maen UNO, kesannya apa banget gitu. Makannya sekarang mau tobat, udahan maen UNO nya, doain aja lancar amin amiiiiiiiiiiin.

Eh gile gue nulis berapa lama ini, kok panjang banget, sudahalah, makasih ya yang mau baca sampe abis, thank you very much :)!

Hasta la vista, baby

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Buzz buzz buzz

Akhir2 ini gue sering bengong

serius sumpah parah

kalo bengong sambil duduk atau tidur2an mah mending, ini gue lagi ngetik sambil bengong

mandi sambil bengong

belajar sambil bengong ampe ga ada materi yang masuk (yang ini daridulu kayaknya)

makan sambil bengong

dan barusan gue menyadari sedaritadi gue blogwalking seenak jidat padahal gue masih..... sudahlah bukan untuk konsumsi publik

dan yang paling aneh: gue bisa bengong sambil nangis

tau2 netes aja gitu loh

padahal dulu gue bukan tipikal orang tukang nangis

ga bakal nangis kalo ga ada sesuatu yang WOW banget gitu

lah sekarang, kok kayaknya gue rapuh banget ya

hhhh ayo wian fokus fokusss

gue ngetik kalimat yang sebelom fokus2 tadi sambil bengong

okeh, ayo wian fokus, jangan bengong, jangan cengeng

BISA! -> entah kenapa gue seperti mengiklankan M-150